“Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.”
J. O’Rourke
More Entries
- Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either
- I would like to observe the vermouth from across the room while I drink my
- You can no more keep a martini in the
- I dropped what I was carrying
- You can’t handle Vermouth.
- Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
- “Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.”
- Do not allow children to mix drinks
- One martini is all right
- I like to have a Martini, two at the very most; three, I’m under the table, four I’m under my host!