You’re not too old when your hair turns gray.
You’re not to old when your teeth decay.
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- To Age! To Age! Why does one care? As the wrinkles grow longer and gray graces your hair.
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- May time never turn your head gray.
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- “Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric
- After drinking four Martinis, my husband turns into a disgusting beast
- May I see you grey
- Don’t bother trying to join the Bureau of Alcohol
- I don’t smoke, I only drink Champagne when I’m lucky enough
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