You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. – Jay Leno
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- If wine tells truth, – and so have said the wise
- Laugh and the world laughs with you;
- A statesman is an easy man, He tells his lies by rote; A journalist makes up his lies
- Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser
- Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them
- Getting stoned just makes you want to eat and get fat.
- She is the gin. Cold, intoxicating. Gives you a rush, makes you warm inside
- You don’t have to thank us Or laugh at our jokes Sit deep and come often You’re one of the folks.
- Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
- May your laugh, your love and your wine be plenty,