When I am an old woman I shall wear purple, With a red hat which doesn’t go and doesn’t suit me, And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves, And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter”
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- It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow, than to spend tonight like there’s no money.
- Drinking the beer without vodka is simply to spend money
- If I saved all the money I’ve spent on beer, I’d spend it on beer
- Here’s to the woman who is thrifty, And knows it is folly to yearn,
- My justification is that most people my age spend
- May you always wear silk.
- Beer will get you through time of no money better than
- Bacchus, that first from out the purple grape,
- BRANDY, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody
- I’m not talking a cup of cheap gin splashed over an ice cube