What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?– W.C. Fields
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- “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”
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- If you have a problem getting the cork out.
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- A man commented to his lunch companion
- May your ANCHOR be tight
- “Don’t worry about calling for me. Just pop a cork loudly enough and I’ll come running.”
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