‘Tis better to buy a small bouquet
And give to your friend this very day,
Than a bushel of roses white and red
To lay on his coffin after he’s dead.
More Entries
- No one wants to see you black & blue or dead, So how about letting a sober friend drive instead.
- Remember, you’re not being forced to give up a good friend who has treated you well. Instead, you are finally ridding yourself of an enemy.
- How lovely to think that no one need wait a moment, we can start now, start slowly changing the
- Give an Irishman lager for a month, and he’s a dead man. An Irishman is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
- Give an Irishman lager for a month and
- Forsake not an old friend; for the new is not comparable to him
- A toast to your coffin. May it be made of 100 year old oak.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
- Days of wine and roses laugh and run away, like a child at play
- Writing in my sixty-fourth year, I can truthfully say that since I