“Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient Champagne.” Dorothy Parker
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- Three be the things I shall never attain
- One more drink and I’d be under the host.
- “One more drink and I’d have been under the host.”
- I like to have a martini, two at the very most
- I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
- The word Champagne’ is so full of meaning
- I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.
- I have made an important discovery… that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. – Oscar Wilde
- “The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.”
- There are three intolerable things in life… cold coffee, lukewarm Champagne, and overexcited