The quiet Irishman is about as harmless as a powder magazine built over a match factory.
James Dunne
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- “A regional match is almost always your best match.”
- Go and seek nature in some quiet, secluded place
- Give an Irishman lager for a month, and he’s a dead man. An Irishman is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
- Give an Irishman lager for a month and
- Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of
- Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
- “I’m off for a quiet pint — followed by fifteen noisy ones
- The riotous enjoyment of a quiet conscience. Tis’ hard to tell which is best,
- “Kitchens in Milwaukee are built with three taps — marked hot, cold and Schlitz.”
- In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.