The piano has been drinking, not me.
—Tom Waits
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- I don’t have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can’t get a drink. —Tom Waits
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- “I don’t have a drinking problem, except when I can’t find a drink.”
- And I don’t have a drinking problem, ‘cept when I can’t get a drink…” –Tom Waits
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