The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I’d just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.”
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