Reasons why Beer is Better than Women
1. If you pour your beer right, you’ll always get a good head.
2. You don’t have to take your beer to a psychiatrist to get it to bubble.
3. Beer never complains about when you come for it.
4. Beer doesn’t talk back to you and ask a lot of silly questions
5. When you’re through with a beer, the thought of another beer doesn’t make you ill.