Reasons why Beer is Better than Women
1. Some beers (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits.
2. Beer tastes *good*.
3. A beer won’t fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the excuse: “But I saved a quarter!”
4. When you’re through with a beer, the thought of another beer doesn’t make you ill.
5. You can have a beer in public