“Reality is just an illusion that occurs due to lack of wine.”

“Seven days without wine makes one weak.”

“I don’t like whiny and cheesy people, but I do like wine and cheese people!”

“Wine flies when you’re having fun!”

“Wine fuels the desire and enhances the performance.

“All you need is love… And a bottle of wine!”

“When life throws you lemons, have a glass of wine.” – Wine Ponder

“One not only drinks wine, one smells it, observes it, tastes it, sips it and – one talks about it.” – King Edward VII

“One of the disadvanages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.” – Samuel Johnson

“After working late one night, I drank a bottle of frisky Beaujolais and slipped into bed beside my lady love. By moonlight I pursed my lips and into her ear whispered, “moelleux, moelleux.” She bolted up, shouting, “What the hell is wrong with you?” – A.D. Livingston, chef and author