“I tried cooking with wine. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.”

“Gluten free, dairy free, fat free – I love this Champagne diet!”

“There comes a time in the day when no matter what the question is, the answer is always wine.”

“Who is this –moderation– people are telling me to drink with?!”

“This may be the wine talking but I love wine!”

“If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.”

“I drink wine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.”

“It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine.”

“I’ve never owned a vineyard, but I’m pretty sure I’ve drank an entire one by now.”

“Less whine – More wine”