“Wine – A feeling of relaxation when consumed moderately, an aching hangover when otherwise.”

“We ought to be opening a bottle of wine!”

“The sun had already set behind the mountains, and the sky had been drained of color. The trellises of sauvignon blanc flowed down the hill in even rows toward the valley floor. Whatever I was looking for, it wasn’t outside. As far as I could tell, the grapes were minding their own business.”

“Nothing represents the idea of convivial sharing so clearly as wine.”

“One man’s moderation is another man’s bacchanal.”

“I will drink milk when cows eat grape.”

“WARNING! The consumption of wine might cause you to think you can sing.”

“I drink coffee because I need it, and wine because I deserve it.”

“Some people say laughter is the best medicine, others think that wine is the way to go. I take both.” 

“I’m a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get!”