Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.

“Today’s rain is tomorrow’s whisky.” – Anon U

“Great fury, like great whisky, requires long fermentation.” – Truman Capote

“There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whisky.” – Scottish proverb

“Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.” – Compton Mackenzie

Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I’ll probably waste.

“There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” –