Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy.

I can’t drink whiskey like I used to back then, that’s for sure.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.

My dad worked for different companies that made whiskey for a long time, so we were definitely whiskey drinkers. Growing up, my friends would get toy cars, and I would get swag from whisky companies.

Whiskey is all right in its place – but its place is hell.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can’t drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against ’em anyway, you don’t belong in office.

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.