“Vodka is our enemy, so we’ll utterly consume it!”

“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – Samuel Johnson

“Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.” – Garrison Keillor

“Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.“ – Anton Chekhov

“The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.” – Richard Owen

“I’ll say this for sherry – it really makes you fancy a vodka.” – Barbara Knox

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” – Ron White

“I just made tasty soup. It’s got one ingredient: vodka. No wait, two ingredients. It’s also heavily seasoned with love.”

“Vladimir leaned forward. “Never dilute vodka. Is sin.”

“Nel mio paese, la vodka non porta alcuna gioia. Porta abbruttimento, rimorso, depressione. Distrugge ogni cosa.”