There cannot be not enough snacks, There can only be not enough vodka.
There can be no silly jokes, There can only be not enough vodka.
There can be no ugly women, There can only be not enough vodka.
There cannot be too much vodka, There can only be not enough vodka.

I only drink to make other people seem more interesting

“I would rather live in Russia on black bread and vodka than in the United States at the best hotels.” – Isadora Duncan

his drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work and physical activity can return their life forces by this drink much sooner than by nourishment. … It works as a diuretic, an appetizer, an antitoxin

“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.” – W. C. Fields

“If you’re looking for a great way to destroy brain cells and have a great time all at once then do what I did this week – a one-day intensive course at Vodka University.” – Jono Coleman

“Alcohol is a very necessary article… It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning. – George Bernard Shaw

“A glass for the vodka, for the beer a mug, and for the table, cheerful company.”

“Call me what you like, only give me some vodka.”

“Vodka spoils everything but the glasses.”