Note to self…Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!!

I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

I didn’t text you…but vodka texted you.

A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get
away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don’t know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.

It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world…Ohh sorry that’s vodka….vodka does that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.

Don’t worry, don’t cry, drink vodka and fly.