Here’s to you who halves my sorrows
and doubles my joys.

Here’s to you,
May you live as long as you want to
May you want to as long you live.

Here’s to the water,
wishing it were wine
Here’s to you, my darling
Wishing you were mine.

Here’s to the pictures on my desk. May they never meet.

Here’s to the woman who is thrifty,
And knows it is folly to yearn,
And picks out a lover of fifty,
Because he has money to burn.

Here’s to the land we love and the love we land.

Here’s to the one and only one,
And may that one be he
Who loves but one and only one,
And my that one be me.

Here’s to love, that begins with a
fever and ends with a yawn.

Here’s to Cupid, the little squirt,
He’s lost his pants, he’s lost his shirt,
He’s lost most everything but his aim,
Which shows that love is a losing game.

Do you love me
Or do you not?
You told me once
But I forgot.