“Here’s to Hell! May my stay there be as much fun as my way there!”
I’ll drink to the Girls who do!
I’ll drink to the Girls who don’t!
But…I won’t drink to Girls
Who say they will and won’t!

“Here’s to ___, May he live respected and die regretted”

“Today we celebrate all the good things you have found in each other, a best friend, a lover, a teacher, a playmate and a true partner in life. Cheers!”

“Here’s to the ideal woman; Who could ask for more? She’s deaf ‘n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.”

“MEN, start your livers!”

“Of all my favorite things to do,
The utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
With each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer’s so frothy, smooth and cold–
It’s paradise–pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me…
That’s all for now, I gotta pee!”

“Here’s to woman! Would that we could fall
into her arms without falling into her hands.” -Ambrose Pierce

“To Woman — She needs no eulogy — she speaks for herself. ” Every Man

“Here’s to women’s kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
not as sweet as a woman’s kiss,
but a damn sight more sincere.”

“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends!” Mike Comer