“A Merry Christmas this December – To a lot of folks I don’t remember”

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“Here’s a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!”
May the ships at sea never be bottoms up”

“Four blessings upon you – Older whiskey – Younger women – Faster horses – More money”
“Best while you have it use your breath – There is no drinking after death”

“Here’s a health to all those that we love, Here’s a health to all those that love us, Here’s a health to all those that love them – that love those – that love them – that love those – that love us”

“Let’s drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman’s ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse’s ass of me”

“I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you’re going to lie, lie for a friend. If you’re going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you’re going to drink, drink with me.”

“Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, And live every day as if it were your last”

“May you – Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it’s being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”

But you’ll know you’re awaiting that final sleep,
When your mind makes promises your body can’t keep.

You’re not too old when your hair turns gray.
You’re not to old when your teeth decay.