Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
—Oscar Wilde

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
—Frank Sinatra

One more drink and I’ll be under the host.
—Mae West

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
—Dorothy Parker.

You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
—Tom Waits

There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
—Bette Davis

May your coffee and slanders against you be ever alike–without grounds.

Nothing but the best for our hostess. That’s why she has us as friends.

Here’s to the brilliant, warm, handsome . . . company that you keep.

To a fine man who remembers where he came from. Of course, that’s about all he remembers.