Next to music, beer was best.
—Carson McCullers

I drink to make other people more interesting.
—Ernest Hemingway

I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.
—Sylvia Plath

I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.
—Robert Benchley

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
—F. Scott Fitzgerald

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
—Dean Martin

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
—Robert E. Lee

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
—Benjamin Franklin

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
—W. C. Fields

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
—George Bernard Shaw