But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
—Oliver Reed

The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.
—William James

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.
—Walter Scott

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who’s drunk come up and tell you you’re great.
—Rick Derringer

If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government.
—Barry Goldwater

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
—John Huston

I don’t even drink! I can’t stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year’s Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don’t touch booze—I’m always the designated driver.
—Kim Kardashian

Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.
—Matt Groening

It’s okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.
—Vidal Sassoon

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
—Finley Peter Dunne