“Here’s to honor…
hitting honor, getting honor, staying honor…
and if you can’t come in her… come honor”
Toasts | Alcohol Sayings, Liquor Quotes
“Here’s to you and here’s to me, And here’s to all the girls that lick us where we pee!”
“Here’s to you and here’s to me, And here’s to all the girls that lick us where we pee!”
“Here’s to Hell! May my stay there be as much fun as my way there!”
“Here’s to Hell! May my stay there be as much fun as my way there!”
“Here’s to the ideal woman; Who could ask for more? She’s deaf ‘n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.”
“Here’s to the ideal woman; Who could ask for more? She’s deaf ‘n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.”
“Here’s to the hole that never heals the more I rub it the better it feels.”
“Here’s to the hole that never heals the more I rub it the better it feels.”
“Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So why not get wasted and have the time of our life.”
“Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So why not get wasted and have the time of our life.”
“we drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don’t.
“we drink to those who love us,
we drink to those who don’t.
We drink to those who f*** us,
and f*** those who don’t!”
“Here is to the girl on the hill, that says she wont but her sister will.”
“Here is to the girl on the hill, that says she wont but her sister will.”
She knows all about me and loves me just the same.
She knows all about me and loves me just the same.
May she share everything with her husband, including the housework.
May she share everything with her husband, including the housework.
