Whipped Cream
Chocolate Syrup
Cherries on Top
May we use
all three tonight
When the panties drop!”

“To big round bootys
Nice firm tits
Attached to chicks
That let me hit!”

“Heres to Spring
Random Flings
Sexy women
in bikini strings!”

“Women to the left of me
Women to the right
May the women in this bar
Never meet my wife!”

“Life may throw us puches
And knock us on our ass
Real friends are there to ease the pain and
somehow make you laugh”

“To the ones that love us most
And the others who just hate
May we always know the difference
When they’re standing in our face”

“Dollars make me hollar
Diamonds make me scream
Men that give them freely
Always make me cream”

“Here’s to a night on the town
New faces all around
Taking the time to finally unwind
Tonight it’s about to go down!”

“Here’s to those who wish us well
And those that don’t can go to hell.”

“Here’s to girls who love to flirt
With touchy feely hands
May those hands toss plenty shots
Then end up down our pants”