I’ll drink to the gentleman who I think
Is most entitled to it;
For if anyone ever can drive me to drink
He certainly can do it.
Toasts | Alcohol Sayings, Liquor Quotes
Here’s to you, Mister Whoever you may be.
Here’s to you, Mister
Whoever you may be.
For you’re just the man of the evening,
And nothing more to me.
Here’s to man–he is like a coal-oil lamp;
Here’s to man–he is like a coal-oil lamp; he is not especially bright; he is often turned down; he generally smokes; and he frequently goes out at night.
Here’s to God’s first thought, “Man!”
Here’s to God’s first thought, “Man!”
Here’s to God’s second thought, “Woman!”
Second thoughts are always best.
Here’s to you, so sweet and good. God made you; I wish I could.
Here’s to you, so sweet and good.
God made you; I wish I could.
Here’s to the night I met you. If I hadn’t met you, I wouldn’t have let you.
Here’s to the night I met you.
If I hadn’t met you, I wouldn’t have let you.
Now that I’ve let you, I’m glad that I met you.
And I’ll let you again, I bet you!
Here’s to the girl who lives on the hill, She won’t do it but her sister will.
Here’s to the girl who lives on the hill,
She won’t do it but her sister will.
So here’s to her sister.
Here’s to Eve–mother of our race; Who wore a fig leaf in just the right place.
Here’s to Eve–mother of our race;
Who wore a fig leaf in just the right place.
And here’s to Adam–daddy of us all;
Who was Johnny-on-the-spot,
When the leaves began to fall.
The love you give away is the only love you keep.
The love you give away is the only love you keep.
May we kiss those we please and please those we kiss.
May we kiss those we please and please those we kiss.
