May he/she grow twice as tall as yourself
and half as wise.
Toasts | Alcohol Sayings, Liquor Quotes
Grandchildren are gifts of God. It is God’s way. . .
Grandchildren are gifts of God.
It is God’s way. . .
Of compensating us for growing old.
Father of fathers, make me one, A fit example for a son.
Father of fathers, make me one,
A fit example for a son.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
Every baby born into the world is a finer
one than the last.
A new life begun, like father, like son.
A new life begun,
like father, like son.
A generation of children on the children of your children.
Women’s faults are many, Men have only two– Everything they say,
Women’s faults are many,
Men have only two–
Everything they say,
And everything they do.
To the men I’ve loved To the men I’ve kissed
To the men I’ve loved
To the men I’ve kissed
My heartfelt apologies
To the men I’ve missed.
One must not become attached to animals: they don’t last long enough. Or to men: they last too long.
One must not become attached to animals: they don’t last long enough. Or to men: they last too long.
Man is the only animal that laughs, drinks when he is not thirsty, and makes love at all seasons of the year.
Man is the only animal that laughs, drinks when he is not thirsty, and makes love at all seasons of the year.
Man is somewhat like a sausage, Very smooth upon the skin;
Man is somewhat like a sausage,
Very smooth upon the skin;
But you can never tell exactly
How much hog there is within.
