May you look back fifty years from now
and agree that today was the worst
day of your married life.
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May you live to be a hundred years with one extra year to repent.
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May you live long,
Die happy,
And rate a mansion in heaven.
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May you have the health of a salmon — a strong heart and a wet mouth.
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May you have food and raiment,
A soft pillow for your head,
May you be forty years in heaven
Before the devil knows you’re dead.
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May you get all your wishes but one
so you always have something to strive for!
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May you die in bed at 95 years,
Shot by a jealous wife!
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May you be poor in misfortune,
Rich in blessings,
Slow to make enemies,
And quick to make friends.
But rich or poor, quick or slow,
May you know nothing but happiness
From this day forward.
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May you always have a cool head and a warm heart.
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May there be a fox on your fishing hook
And a hare on your bait
And may you kill no fish
Until St. Brigid’s Day.
Irish toast