“I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you’re going to lie, lie for a friend. If you’re going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you’re going to drink, drink with me.”

“Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, And live every day as if it were your last”

“May you – Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it’s being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”

But you’ll know you’re awaiting that final sleep,
When your mind makes promises your body can’t keep.

You’re not too old when your hair turns gray.
You’re not to old when your teeth decay.

Wherever you go and whatever you do,
May the luck of the Irish be there with you.

What is Irish diplomacy?
It’s the ability to tell a man to go to hell,
So that he will look forward to making the trip.

We cannot share this sorrow
If we haven’t grieved a while.
Nor can we feel another’s joy
Until we’ve learned to smile.

To a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door.

‘Tis better to buy a small bouquet
And give to your friend this very day,
Than a bushel of roses white and red
To lay on his coffin after he’s dead.