“Here’s to holly and ivy hanging up, And to something wet in every cup”

“May you taste the sweetest pleasures that fortune ere bestowed, and may all your friends remember all the favors you are owed”

“Merry met, and merry part, I drink to thee with all my heart”

“May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold stout from the store”

“Here’s a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, With the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, Than the foam at the top of the stein”

“A Merry Christmas this December – To a lot of folks I don’t remember”

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“Here’s a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!”
May the ships at sea never be bottoms up”

“Four blessings upon you – Older whiskey – Younger women – Faster horses – More money”
“Best while you have it use your breath – There is no drinking after death”

“Here’s a health to all those that we love, Here’s a health to all those that love us, Here’s a health to all those that love them – that love those – that love them – that love those – that love us”

“Let’s drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman’s ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse’s ass of me”