“Here’s to the hole that never heals the more I rub it the better it feels.”

“Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So why not get wasted and have the time of our life.”

“we drink to those who love us,
we drink to those who don’t.
We drink to those who f*** us,
and f*** those who don’t!”

“Here is to the girl on the hill, that says she wont but her sister will.”