“Life may throw us puches
And knock us on our ass
Real friends are there to ease the pain and
somehow make you laugh”

“To the ones that love us most
And the others who just hate
May we always know the difference
When they’re standing in our face”

“Dollars make me hollar
Diamonds make me scream
Men that give them freely
Always make me cream”

“Here’s to a night on the town
New faces all around
Taking the time to finally unwind
Tonight it’s about to go down!”

“Here’s to those who wish us well
And those that don’t can go to hell.”

“Here’s to girls who love to flirt
With touchy feely hands
May those hands toss plenty shots
Then end up down our pants”

Mary Jane with buns of steel
Wouldn’t let me cop a feel
Bought her 2 shots, 3 shots, 4
Shots galore until I scored!”

“Drink until the sun comes up
Drink until the sun goes down
If you drink on both occasions
You will never wear a frown”

“Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right
She who shakes it best
Drinks on me tonight”

“Cheers to you
Cheers to me
Pray after these shots
We’ll be on our feet!”