Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
—Ogden Nash

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
—William Butler Yeats

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
—Henny Youngman

Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
—F. Scott Fitzgerald

Next to music, beer was best.
—Carson McCullers

I drink to make other people more interesting.
—Ernest Hemingway

I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.
—Sylvia Plath

I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.
—Robert Benchley

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
—F. Scott Fitzgerald

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
—Dean Martin