There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.
—Raymond Chandler

I am more afraid of alcohol than of all the bullets of the enemy.
—Stonewall Jackson

War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.
—William Faulkner

I see that a man cannot give himself up to drinking without being miserable one half his days and mad the other.
—Anne Bronte

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
—Jimmy Breslin

Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
—George Bernard Shaw

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
—Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
—Winston Churchill

You put three girls in a house, and all of a sudden before you know it, you’re talking about boys and drinking whiskey, and things go down and you get deep real quick.
—Katie Aselton

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.
—Dudley Moore