I don’t even drink! I can’t stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year’s Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don’t touch booze—I’m always the designated driver.
—Kim Kardashian

Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.
—Matt Groening

It’s okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.
—Vidal Sassoon

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
—Finley Peter Dunne

I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
—Bette Midler

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
—Sammy Davis, Jr.

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
—Charlie Chaplin

Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit.
—Lee Marvin

I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.
—George Best

My justification is that most people my age spend a lot of time thinking about what they’re going to do for the next five or ten years. The time they spend thinking about their life, I just spend drinking.
—Amy Winehouse