“Here’s to woman! Would that we could fall
into her arms without falling into her hands.” -Ambrose Pierce

“To Woman — She needs no eulogy — she speaks for herself. ” Every Man

“Here’s to women’s kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
not as sweet as a woman’s kiss,
but a damn sight more sincere.”

“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends!” Mike Comer