The only cure for a real hangover is death.
—Robert Benchley

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
—Ernest Hemingway

Those partial to drink were hiding faults and dishonesty. They were sloppy souls, even the ones with pleasant manners and fine noses.
—Sarah Hall

I’ve never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.
—Vicki Lesage

The piano has been drinking, not me.
—Tom Waits

Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It’s important, even necessary for the long-term welfare of the planet to get good and shit-faced with your neighbor every now and then.
—Sol Luckman

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.
—Leslie Jamison

Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs.
—Desi Arnaz

Alcohol decimated the working class and so many people.
—Martin Scorsese

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.
—Terry Goodkind