I regret those times when I’ve chosen the dark side. I’ve wasted enough time not being happy.

I go way too hard and end up on the toilet for most of the next morning…

9/10 times I regret and beat myself up for drinking too much, spending too much $$$, driving sometimes, making a fool of myself, smoking cigs, etc

feels bad man

Why the f*ck do people make this mistake? You don’t like this person for a reason, so why would you think drinking with them is a smart idea? This is going to be really awkward the next time you see him or her, so be careful.

Sure, it may sound cool in theory, as all your buddies egg you on to get that mustache tattoo, but come the next morning, this will be a huge regret you cannot take back. You will be stuck with this permanent mark forever, whether you like it or not.

Never, ever, EVER do this. Nothing good comes from Facebook stalking while you’re drunk. You’ll end up liking or commenting on the wrong picture or the wrong status, you’ll friend request that person you hate, but always wanted to stalk, and the private message you thought you sent to your ex will actually show up as a wall post.

For some reason, when we’re drunk, we think we have endless funds. We refuse our friend’s offer to buy us drinks, and instead, offer to pay for the entire round of shots. What makes any of us think we can afford things like this with our Chase debit cards?

Cheating is a serious problem that cannot be excused with alcohol. Once this damage is done, there is no going back and erasing it. It doesn’t matter if you remember the incident, or not, you cheated, and you have to deal with the consequences.

You haven’t had a craving for McDonald’s fries in years, but for some reason, it is your drunken alter ego’s favorite meal. This is more regrettable than hooking up with someone you know you shouldn’t have.

“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”