“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” –Benjamin Franklin

“I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.” –Benjamin Franklin

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” –Benjamin Franklin

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Funny Drinking Quotes from Politicians and Historical Figures

“I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.”–Charles Bukowski

“The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.”–Mignon McLaughlin

“There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.”–Oscar Wilde

“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”–Jimmy Breslin

“There’s nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation. ” –John Ciandi

“I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry. ” –Robert Benchley