Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
Mitch Hedberg

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

“Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it.” –Winston Churchill

“I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate…and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself. “–Napoleon Bonaparte

“From man’s sweat and God’s love, beer came into the world. “–Saint Arnoldus

“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep. Whoever sleeps long, does not sin. Whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! “–Martin Luther

“It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church. “–Martin Luther

“An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. “–Dr. Alvan L. Barach

“Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepted thy works.”–Ecclesiastes 9. 7 – The Bible

“Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol”–Adlai E. Stevenson