I don’t drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

If I can’t drink and drive, why do I need a driver’s license to buy alcohol? And why do bars have parking???

When wine enters, secrets come out.

A good man can make you feel sexy and attractive! Oh, no… That’s vodka!

I am not drunk. I am chemically imbalanced.

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit something and spill your drink!

I’m drinking only to make you more interesting…

He doesn’t drink anymore. But he doesn’t drink any less either.

When life gives you lemons – ask for tequila and salt.

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I’ll have another glass.