You can only think “WTF???” many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking…
Funny Alcohol Sayings and Quotes | Alcohol Sayings, Liquor Quotes
I am not an alcoholic. I can go for hours without touching a drop.
I am not an alcoholic. I can go for hours without touching a drop.
Drinking is not a solution… Unless you are talking about alcohol!
Drinking is not a solution… Unless you are talking about alcohol!
When I read about the problems of drinking, I gave up… reading.
When I read about the problems of drinking, I gave up… reading.
The doctor said that I need glasses. He was right. I drank several glasses of vodka and feel much better now!
The doctor said that I need glasses. He was right. I drank several glasses of vodka and feel much better now!
While you’ll be eating for 2, I’ll will be drinking for 2!
While you’ll be eating for 2, I’ll will be drinking for 2!
I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking.
I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking.
Beer makes you feel the way you wish to feel without beer.
Beer makes you feel the way you wish to feel without beer.
I don’t have a problems with drinking. I’m actually quite good at it.
I don’t have a problems with drinking. I’m actually quite good at it.
A man who eats dessert doesn’t drink enough.
A man who eats dessert doesn’t drink enough.
