“An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.”

“The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk they’re sober.”
– William Butler Yeats

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”

“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. ”
– Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.”

I go angry when people ask me “Do you drink?” Like of course, I drink, I have water every day and when I want to loosen up a bit I have a juice box.