A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

Never cry over split milk. It could’ve been whiskey.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house unless they have a well-stocked bar.

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
– Benjamin Franklin

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

Being half drunk is just another way of saying –you’re almost there.

I know I should give up drinking; but I am not a quitter