The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind

To alcohol! The cause of – and solution – to all of life’s problems.” –Homer Simpson

Dear 3 AM, we have to stop meeting this way. I’d rather sleep with you.

I have applied for a loan but received negative feedback from the bank. They didn’t like the goal of the loan – to get drunk in Maldives.

Alcohol isn’t sold for people under 18. Ok, I’ll come at 18:30.

. We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.

Vodka is my enemy. But real warrior is not afraid of any enemy.

Trust me, you can dance! Vodka.

In vino veritas, in vodka spirits.

Cocktail ‘Three piglets’: buy a box of vodka and invite two friends.