“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. ” –Catherine Zandonella

“If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.” –Clement Freud

“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”–Mark Twain

“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”–George Bernard Shaw

“The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.”–George Bernard Shaw

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” –Hunter S. Thompson

“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.” –Henry Lawson

“There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.” –Joan Goldstein

“Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.” –Don Marquis

“I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.”–Noel Coward