Drive hammered, get slammered.

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Buzzed driving is drunk driving.

Drink and drive, the police will show you some new bars.

The designated driver—a friend for life!

Stay alive, don’t text and drive.

See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don’t be a Dick.

Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside.

Driving hammered will get you nailed.

A designated driver helps you party another day.